NOTICE OF CRIMINAL INVESTIGATION
TO: Dr. Dov S. Zakheim, Vice President
c/o email: email@example.com
Booz Allen Hamilton
8283 Greensboro Drive
FROM: Paul Andrew Mitchell, B.A., M.S., Federal Witness and
Private Attorney General, 18 U.S.C. 1512-1513, 1964(a)
DATE: September 8, 2006 A.D.
SUBJECT: formal investigation on suspicion of embezzlement
and conspiracy to embezzle Pentagon funds
Greetings Mr. Zakheim:
I regret to inform you that you are now under formal investigation on suspicion of embezzling Pentagon funds, conspiracy to embezzle Pentagon funds, and major fraud against the “United States” (federal government).
Pursuant to the holdings of the U.S. Supreme Court in Counselman v. Hitchcock, 142 U.S. 547, 563 (1892), McCarthy v. Arndstein, 266 U.S. 34, 40 (1924), George Smith v. U.S., 337 U.S. 137 (1949), and Miranda v. Arizona, 384 U.S. 436 (1966), formal NOTICE is hereby given to you that you have the Right to remain silent, under the Fifth Amendment; you have the Right to assistance of Counsel, under the Sixth Amendment; and, any thing which you say, or do, from this point forward, can and will be held against you in the District Court of the United States supra. See 18 U.S.C. 3231 (DCUS). Statutes conferring original jurisdiction must be strictly construed [cites omitted here].
Notice to principals is notice to agents.
Notice to agents is notice to principals.
/s/ Paul Andrew Mitchell
Paul Andrew Mitchell, B.A., M.S.
Private Attorney General, Criminal Investigator and
All Rights Reserved without Prejudice
Cc: U.S. Coast Guard, OOD, Coast Guard Investigations, San Diego
U.S. Marshals, Federal Witness Security Program, San Diego