Time: Sun Jul 20 20:56:25 1997 by primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id UAA06655 for [address in tool bar]; Sun, 20 Jul 1997 20:20:11 -0700 (MST) by usr06.primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with SMTP id UAA25330; Sun, 20 Jul 1997 20:18:14 -0700 (MST) Date: Sun, 20 Jul 1997 20:17:47 -0700 To: (Recipient list suppressed) From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: SLS: On the lighter side ... (fwd) <snip> > > On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couple has a > fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heavens gate waiting > on St. Peter to do an intake. While waiting they wonder if they could > possibly get married in Heaven. St. Peter finally shows up and they ask > him. St. Peter says, "I don't know, this is the first time anyone ever > asked. Let me go find out," and he leaves. > > The couple sits for a couple of months and begin to wonder if they > really should get married in Heaven, what with the eternal aspect of it > all. "What if it doesn't work out?, " they wonder, "Are we> stuck together > forever?" > > St. Peter returns after yet another month, looking somewhat > bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, " you can get married in Heaven." > > "Great," says the couple, "but what if things don't work out? > Could we also get a divorce in > Heaven?" > > St. Peter, red-faced, slams his clipboard onto the ground. > > "What's wrong?" exclaims the frightened couple. > > "Jeez!" St. Peter exclaims, "It took me three months to find a > priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it's going to take for > me to find a lawyer!?" > > >=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= >Unsub info - send e-mail to majordomo@majordomo.pobox.com, with >"unsubscribe liberty-and-justice" in the body (not the subject) >Liberty-and-Justice list-owner is Mike Goldman <whig@pobox.com> > > ======================================================================== Paul Andrew Mitchell : Counselor at Law, federal witness B.A., Political Science, UCLA; M.S., Public Administration, U.C. Irvine tel: (520) 320-1514: machine; fax: (520) 320-1256: 24-hour/day-night email: [address in tool bar] : using Eudora Pro 3.0.3 on 586 CPU website: http://www.supremelaw.com : visit the Supreme Law Library now ship to: c/o 2509 N. Campbell, #1776 : this is free speech, at its best Tucson, Arizona state : state zone, not the federal zone Postal Zone 85719/tdc : USPS delays first class w/o this As agents of the Most High, we came here to establish justice. We shall not leave, until our mission is accomplished and justice reigns eternal. ======================================================================== [This text formatted on-screen in Courier 11, non-proportional spacing.]
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