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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: SLS: comic relief:  "Some good ones ..." author(s) unknown

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>Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm
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>Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines
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>Early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese
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>I almost had a psychic girlfriend but she left me before we met
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>I intend to live forever - so far, so good!
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>I love defenseless animals, especially in a good gravy
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>If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?
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>Support bacteria - they're the only culture some people have
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>The only substitute for good manners is fast reflexes.
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>When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
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>Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be lazy.
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>Many people quit looking for work when they find a job.
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>When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
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>Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
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>If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
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>Who is General Failure and why is he reading my hard disk?
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>What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
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>Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery.
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>I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
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>I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.
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>I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.
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>Shin: a device for finding furniture in the dark.
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>How do you tell when you run out of invisible ink?
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>Laughing stock: cattle with a sense of humor.
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>Why do psychics have to ask you for your name?
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>Wear short sleeves!  Support your right to bare arms!
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>For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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>OK, so what's the speed of dark?  Very enlightening question!
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>Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!
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>Black holes are where God divided by zero.
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>All those who believe in psychokinesis raise my hand.
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>tried sniffing Coke once, but the ice cubes got stuck in my nose.
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