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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: jokes
Hi Friends,
Jokes from my friend and compatriot,
Harvey Wysong. My favorite is the
one about the FBI ordering pizza
from a psychiatric hospital.
Do enjoy! We need the comic relief!!
/s/ Paul Mitchell
>Date: Mon, 10 Feb 1997 14:54:47 -0500
>To: hwysong@mindspring.com
>From: Harvey Wysong <hwysong@mindspring.com>
>Subject: jokes
>
>MULTIPLE RECIPIENTS
>
>Dear M R,
> Does my heart good to hear stories where things turn out the way they
>should. Julie was kind enough to send these along.
>
>-- Harvey
> =================================
>
>Date: Mon, 10 Feb 97 15:04:44 -0500
>From: Julie Sheppard <jrae@feist.com>
>
>FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that
>was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of
reviewing
>thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an
>appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza
>parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.
>
>The following telophone conversation took place and was recorded by the
>FBI because they were taping all conversations in the hospital.
>
>FBI Agent: Hello, I would like to order 19 pizzas and 67 cans of soda.
>
>Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?
>
>FBI Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.
>
>Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?
>
>FBI Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.
>
>Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?
>
>FBI Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.
>
>Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?
>
>FBI Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front
>doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back to
>the
>service entrance to deliver the pizzas.
>
>Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?
>
>FBI Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?
>
>Pizza Man: And everybody at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?
>
>FBI Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.
>
>Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for this?
>
>FBI Agent: I have my check book right here.
>
>Pizza man: And you're all FBI agents?
>
>FBI Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you
>remember
>to bring the pizzas and soda to the service entrance in the rear? We have
>the front doors locked.
>
>Pizza Man: I don't think so....<CLICK>
>
>and
>
>Denver Airport:
>During the final days at Denver's old Stapleton Airport, a crowded United
>flight was canceled. A single agent was re-booking a long line of
>inconvenienced travelers. Suddenly an angry passenger pushed his way to
>the desk. He slapped his ticket on the cunter and said, "I HAVE to be on
>this flight and it has to be FIRST CLASS."
>
>The agent replied, "I'm sorry sir. I'll be happy to try to help you, but
>I've got to help these folks first, and I'm sure we'll be able to work
>something out."
>
>The passenger was unimpressed. He asked loudly, so that the passengers
>behind him could hear, "Do you have any idea who I am?"
>
>Without hesitating, the gate agent smiled and grabbed her public address
>microphone, "May I have your attention please?" she began, her voice
>bellowing throughout the terminal. "We have a passenger here at the gate
>WHO DOES NOT KNOW WHO HE IS. "If anyone can help him find his identity,
>please come to the gate."
>
>With the folks behind him laughing hysterically, the man glared at the
>United agent, gritted his teeth and swore "Fuck You".
>
>Without flinching, she smiled and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you'll have
>to stand in line for that too."
>
>The man retreated as the people in the terminal applauded loudly.
>Although the flight was canceled and people were late, they were
>no longer angry at United.
>
>
>
> ****************************************************
> TRIAL BY JURY PROTECTS ALL FREEDOMS
> ****************************************************
> "Providing an accused with the right to be tried by a jury of
> his peers gave him an inestimable safeguard against the
> corrupt or overzealous prosecutor and against the compliant,
> biased, or eccentric judge. If the defendant preferred the common-
> sense judgment of a jury to the more tutored but perhaps less
> sympathetic reaction of the single judge, he was to have it."
> --Justice Byron White,
> Duncan v. Louisiana, 391 US 145, 156 (1968)
> ****************************************************
> Harvey Wysong
> National Spokesman, Fully Informed Jury Association
> 701 Longleaf Drive, Atlanta, Georgia 30342, U.S.A.
> hwysong@mindspring.com (404) 266-0930
> ****************************************************
>
>
>
>
>
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