Time: Mon Mar 17 18:11:50 1997
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Date: Mon, 17 Mar 1997 18:08:45 -0800
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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: SLS: Personal letter to Clinton

Dear President Clinton,

I busted my knee in college football,
so I know how you feel now.  

It ended up requiring two separate
operations, one of which failed.

Happily, the second one succeeded,
thanks to the good doctors at UCLA Med Center,
and the post-op kept me out of the Vietnam War.

We really should be warning kids about the
real dangers of tackle football, and 
other combat duties.

Hopefully, your injury will succeed
in keeping you out of the War on Drugs,
and any other undeclared wars you are
currently raging from the Oval Office.

It might also succeed in keeping you
out of our private lives, and in 
Washington, D.C., where you surely
belong.

By the way, Mr. President, how much
money DID you get from the Red Chinese,
for selling out the Long Beach Naval Shipyard 
to a clandestine military invasion?  I'll bet
Hillary was happy about all that cash.

Just curious, you know.

You don't need to answer.  I'll wait for
the impeachment proceedings to be televised.

I haven't watched TV for 10 years.

/s/ Paul Mitchell

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