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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
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Actually, Ms. Boxer, their lives WILL
be the same again; on Monday their lives
will the same as Tuesday, and Tuesday
will be the same as Wednesday, and
Thursday. Also, don't forget Friday,
Senator Boxer; that day will be the
same as Saturday and Sunday, which
brings them full circle, because Sunday
will be the same as Monday. We should
make a movie of this cycle, and call it
"Congress in Session."
/s/ Paul Mitchell
p.s. The encyclopedias will list the
movie under the title:
"Congress in Session, No One is Safe while"
Sign reads:
"Senate in Session: No Insecticides Please"
At 08:58 AM 3/22/97 -0500, you wrote:
>On 22 Mar 97 at 1:34, Gary L. Tyler wrote:
>
>> >> "Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God I'm
>> >> still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never
>> >> be the same again."
>> >> --U.S. Senator Barbara Boxer
>> >>
>> Gary L. Tyler
>> (gtyler@castles.com)
>> (http://vader.castles.com/gtyler/)
>>
>
>Wish I had saved those lists of quotes that came through on one of
>the humor lists recently. They fell in the same category of
>brightness and intelligence. Oh, well. In the absence of those,
>perhaps I can lighten your day with the following... :>)
>
>trapper
>
>
>Crazy Laws
>
>A Louisiana law upholds your right to grow as tall as you like.
>
>Singing out of tune in North Carolina is against the law.
>
>The laws of Portland, Me., do not allow one to tickle a girl under
>the chin with a feather duster.
>
>A New York judge ruled that if two people behind you in a movie
>house are discussing the probable outcome of a film, you can give
>them a Bronx cheer.
>
>It is illegal to lasso a fish in Knoxville, Tenn.
>
>It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder in Massachusetts.
>
>In Nebraska, sneezing inpublic is prohibited by law.
>
>The law prohibits unrestrained giggling in Helena, Mont.
>
>A kiss can last no longer than one second in Halethorpe, Md.
>
>In Baltimore, Md., it is against the law to mistreat an oyster.
>
>In Denver, Colo., the law insists that dogcatchers notify dogs of
>impounding by posting a notice on a tree in the park.
>
>The law forbids women in Oxford, Ohio, to undress in front of a
>photograph of a man.
>
>In Cold Spring, Pa., liquor can be sold to a married man only if he
>has his wife's permission.
>
>In Connecticut, the law states that if you are a beaver, you have
>the right to build a dam.
>
>In Gary, Ind.m it is illegal to attend a theater within four hours
>of eating garlic.
>
>In Owensboro, Ky., if a woman wants to buy a new hat, her husband
>must try it on first.
>
>The legal punishment in Minneapolis, Minn., for double parking is
>being put on a chain gang and fed only on a diet of bread and water.
>
>In Roderfield, W. Va., only babies are allowed to ride in baby
>carriages.
>
>You are not permitted to swim on dry land in Santa Ana, Calif.
>
>An old ordinance of New London, Conn., forbids actresses from
>appearing in public.
>
>In Saco, Mo., hats which may frighten people are outlawed.
>
>A Virginia law makes it illegal to have a bathtub in one's house.
>
>It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the city of Joliet, Ill.
>
>A 17th-century Massachusetts law forbade the selling of cakes or
>buns except on special occasions-contrived to keep women from
>gossiping over tea and cake. The crafty females circumvented the law
>and gave rise to New England's famous pies and doughnuts.
>
>
> From the book "You Can't Eat Peanuts In Church And Other Little Known
>Laws."
>
>Copyright 1975, 1976 By Barbara Seuling. Published By Dolphin Books
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