Time: Sat Mar 22 08:33:58 1997 by primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id HAA04102; Sat, 22 Mar 1997 07:21:36 -0700 (MST) by usr06.primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with SMTP id HAA23268; Sat, 22 Mar 1997 07:21:31 -0700 (MST) Date: Sat, 22 Mar 1997 08:21:21 -0800 To: GovtAware-L@Citadel.Net From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: GovtAware: Great Top 10 References: <1.5.4.16.19970321223430.08f71b44@sparc1.castles.com> Actually, Ms. Boxer, their lives WILL be the same again; on Monday their lives will the same as Tuesday, and Tuesday will be the same as Wednesday, and Thursday. Also, don't forget Friday, Senator Boxer; that day will be the same as Saturday and Sunday, which brings them full circle, because Sunday will be the same as Monday. We should make a movie of this cycle, and call it "Congress in Session." /s/ Paul Mitchell p.s. The encyclopedias will list the movie under the title: "Congress in Session, No One is Safe while" Sign reads: "Senate in Session: No Insecticides Please" At 08:58 AM 3/22/97 -0500, you wrote: >On 22 Mar 97 at 1:34, Gary L. Tyler wrote: > >> >> "Those who survived the San Francisco earthquake said, 'Thank God I'm >> >> still alive.' But, of course, those who died, their lives will never >> >> be the same again." >> >> --U.S. Senator Barbara Boxer >> >> >> Gary L. Tyler >> (gtyler@castles.com) >> (http://vader.castles.com/gtyler/) >> > >Wish I had saved those lists of quotes that came through on one of >the humor lists recently. They fell in the same category of >brightness and intelligence. Oh, well. In the absence of those, >perhaps I can lighten your day with the following... :>) > >trapper > > >Crazy Laws > >A Louisiana law upholds your right to grow as tall as you like. > >Singing out of tune in North Carolina is against the law. > >The laws of Portland, Me., do not allow one to tickle a girl under >the chin with a feather duster. > >A New York judge ruled that if two people behind you in a movie >house are discussing the probable outcome of a film, you can give >them a Bronx cheer. > >It is illegal to lasso a fish in Knoxville, Tenn. > >It is illegal to put tomatoes in clam chowder in Massachusetts. > >In Nebraska, sneezing inpublic is prohibited by law. > >The law prohibits unrestrained giggling in Helena, Mont. > >A kiss can last no longer than one second in Halethorpe, Md. > >In Baltimore, Md., it is against the law to mistreat an oyster. > >In Denver, Colo., the law insists that dogcatchers notify dogs of >impounding by posting a notice on a tree in the park. > >The law forbids women in Oxford, Ohio, to undress in front of a >photograph of a man. > >In Cold Spring, Pa., liquor can be sold to a married man only if he >has his wife's permission. > >In Connecticut, the law states that if you are a beaver, you have >the right to build a dam. > >In Gary, Ind.m it is illegal to attend a theater within four hours >of eating garlic. > >In Owensboro, Ky., if a woman wants to buy a new hat, her husband >must try it on first. > >The legal punishment in Minneapolis, Minn., for double parking is >being put on a chain gang and fed only on a diet of bread and water. > >In Roderfield, W. Va., only babies are allowed to ride in baby >carriages. > >You are not permitted to swim on dry land in Santa Ana, Calif. > >An old ordinance of New London, Conn., forbids actresses from >appearing in public. > >In Saco, Mo., hats which may frighten people are outlawed. > >A Virginia law makes it illegal to have a bathtub in one's house. > >It is illegal to mispronounce the name of the city of Joliet, Ill. > >A 17th-century Massachusetts law forbade the selling of cakes or >buns except on special occasions-contrived to keep women from >gossiping over tea and cake. The crafty females circumvented the law >and gave rise to New England's famous pies and doughnuts. > > > From the book "You Can't Eat Peanuts In Church And Other Little Known >Laws." > >Copyright 1975, 1976 By Barbara Seuling. Published By Dolphin Books >================================================================ >John C. 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