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Date: Wed, 02 Apr 1997 14:49:19 -0800
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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: SLS: a little humor  ::)

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>
>>God Created the heaven and the earth.
>>
>>Quickly he was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an
>>environmental impact statement. He was granted a temporary permit for
>>the project, but was stymied with the cease and desist order for the
>>earthly part.
>>
>>Appearing at the hearing, God was asked why he began his earthly
>>project in the first place. He replied that he just liked to be
>>creative.
>>
>>Then God said, "Let there be light", and immediately the officials
>>demanded to know how the light would be made. Would there be strip
>>mining? What about thermal pollution? God explained that the light
>>would come from a huge ball of fire. God was granted provisional
>>permission to make light, assuming that no smoke would result from the
>>ball of fire; that he would obtain a building permit; and to conserve
>>energy, would turn the light off half the time. God agreed and said he
>>would call the light "Day" and the darkness "Night". Officials replied
>>that they were not interested in semantics.
>>
>>God said, "Let the earth bring forth green herb and bear much seed".
>>The EPA agreed so long as native seed was used. Then God said, "Let
>>waters bring forth creeping creatures begetting life; and the fowl that
>>may fly over the earth". Officials pointed out this would require
>>approval from the Department of Game coordinated with the Heavenly
>>Wildlife Federation and the Audubongelic Society.
>>
>>Everything was O.K. until God said he wanted to complete the project in
>>Six days. Officials said it would take at least 200 days to review the
>>application and impact statement. After that there would be a public
>>hearing. Then there would be a 10-12 month approval period before...
>>
>>At this point, God created Hell.
>>
>                                    Gary L. Tyler
>				 (gtyler@castles.com)
>                           (http://vader.castles.com/gtyler/)

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