Time: Tue Apr 15 09:18:37 1997
by primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id JAA29140
for [address in tool bar]; Tue, 15 Apr 1997 09:04:05 -0700 (MST)
Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 09:03:15 -0700
To: (Recipient list suppressed)
From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: [LEADERS] SLS: Utter Disaster (was "Cowa Banga!!" (was "Wow - a Cow!"))
Humor break. Yea!!
>Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 09:01:40 -0700
>From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
>Subject: SLS: Cowa Banga!! (was "Wow - a Cow!")
>Bcc: Supreme Law School, friends
>
><snip>
>>
>>I think this belongs in the "Now I've heard it all" category....
>>
>>>>According to Reuters, the dazed crew of a Japanese trawler was plucked
>>>>out of the Sea of Japan earlier this year clinging to the wreckage of
>>>>their sunken ship. Their rescue was followed by immediate imprisonment
>>>>once authorities questioned the sailors on their ship's loss. To a man
>>>>they claimed that a cow, falling out of a clear blue sky, had struck the
>>>>trawler amidships, shattering its hull and sinking the vessel within
>>>>minutes. They remained in prison for several weeks, until the Russian
>>>>Air Force reluctantly informed Japanese authorities that the crew of one
>>>>of its cargo planes had apparently stolen a cow wandering at the edge of
>>>>a Siberian airfield, forced the cow into the plane's hold and hastily
>>>>taken off for home. Unprepared for live cargo, the Russian crew was
>>>>ill-equipped to manage a frightened cow rampaging within the hold. To
>>>>save the aircraft and themselves, they shoved the animal out of the
>>>>cargo hold as they crossed the Sea of Japan at an altitude of 30,000
>>>>feet.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>- Monte
>>>
>>> -----------------------------------------------------------------
>>> Oh Lord, let the fire of your Holy Spirit sweep across this land,
>>> for fallen, fallen is America! Come, Lord, reveal Yourself in
>>> power and holiness to a Church that has forgotten Who You are,
>>> and to a People who have chosen to live in great darkness.
>>> Empower your children to walk in these last days in the fulness
>>> of the knowledge of Your Glory. Amen.
>>> -----------------------------------------------------------------
>>>
>>
>>------------------------------------------------------
>>You can unsubscribe from this conference at any time.
>>Just send the command: unsubscribe conchr-l to <HUB@XC.ORG>
>
========================================================================
Paul Andrew, Mitchell, B.A., M.S. : Counselor at Law, federal witness
email: [address in tool bar] : Eudora Pro 3.0.1 on Intel 586 CPU
web site: http://www.supremelaw.com : library & law school registration
ship to: c/o 2509 N. Campbell, #1776 : this is free speech, at its best
Tucson, Arizona state : state zone, not the federal zone
Postal Zone 85719/tdc : USPS delays first class w/o this
========================================================================
===========================================================
L.E.A.D.E.R.S. email list: your one-stop legislative
action list. To subscribe, send an email to:
leaders-l-info@logoplex.com
leave the subject blank, and the body of the message as:
subscribe leaders-l
Be sure to visit our website at:
http://www.logoplex.com/resources/leaders/
===========================================================
Return to Table of Contents for
Supreme Law School: E-mail