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Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 09:03:15 -0700
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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: SNET: SLS: Utter Disaster (was "Cowa Banga!!" (was "Wow - a Cow!"))


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Humor break.  Yea!!

>Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 09:01:40 -0700
>From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
>Subject: SLS: Cowa Banga!! (was "Wow - a Cow!")
>Bcc: Supreme Law School, friends
>
><snip>
>>
>>I think this belongs in the "Now I've heard it all" category....
>>
>>>>According to Reuters, the dazed crew of a Japanese trawler was plucked
>>>>out of the Sea of Japan earlier this year clinging to the wreckage of
>>>>their sunken ship.  Their rescue was followed by immediate imprisonment
>>>>once authorities questioned the sailors on their ship's loss.  To a man
>>>>they claimed that a cow, falling out of a clear blue sky, had struck the
>>>>trawler amidships, shattering its hull and sinking the vessel within
>>>>minutes.  They remained in prison for several weeks, until the Russian
>>>>Air Force reluctantly informed Japanese authorities that the crew of one
>>>>of its cargo planes had apparently stolen a cow wandering at the edge of
>>>>a Siberian airfield, forced the cow into the plane's hold and hastily
>>>>taken off for home.  Unprepared for live cargo, the Russian crew was
>>>>ill-equipped to manage a frightened cow rampaging within the hold.  To
>>>>save the aircraft and themselves, they shoved the animal out of the
>>>>cargo hold as they crossed the Sea of Japan at an altitude of 30,000
>>>>feet.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>- Monte
>>>
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>>>  for fallen, fallen is America!  Come, Lord, reveal Yourself in 
>>>  power and holiness to a Church that has forgotten Who You are,
>>>  and to a People who have chosen to live in great darkness.
>>>  Empower your children to walk in these last days in the fulness
>>>  of the knowledge of Your Glory.   Amen.
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>>>
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