Time: Tue Apr 22 05:53:19 1997 by primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id FAA25985; Tue, 22 Apr 1997 05:11:30 -0700 (MST) by usr04.primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with SMTP id FAA20805; Tue, 22 Apr 1997 05:11:25 -0700 (MST) Date: Tue, 22 Apr 1997 05:23:19 -0700 To: (Recipient list suppressed) From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: SLS: [jus-dare] Teach Your Child About Politics (fwd) <snip> > >Teach Your Child About Politics > >by Joseph Sobran > >Because I write about politics, people are forever asking me >the best way to teach children how our system of government >works. I tell them that they can give their own children a >basic civics course right in their own homes. > >In my own experience as a father, I have discovered several >simple devices that can illustrate to a child's mind the >principles on which the modern state deals with its citizens. >You may find them helpful, too. > >For example, I used to play the simple card game WAR with >my son. After a while, when he thoroughly understood that the >higher ranking cards beat the lower ranking ones, I created a >new game I called GOVERNMENT. In this game, I was Government, >and I won every trick, regardless of who had the better card. >My boy soon lost interest in my new game, but I like to think >it taught him a valuable lesson for later in life. > >When your child is a little older, you can teach him about >our tax system in a way that is easy to grasp. Offer him, say, >$10 to mow the lawn. When he has mowed it and asks to be paid, >withhold $5 and explain that this is income tax. Give $1 to >his younger brother, and tell him that this is "fair". Also, >explain that you need the other $4 yourself to cover the >administrative costs of dividing the money. When he cries, tell >him he is being "selfish" and "greedy". Later in life he will >thank you. > >Make as many rules as possible. Leave the reasons for them >obscure. Enforce them arbitrarily. Accuse your child of >breaking rules you have never told him about. Keep him anxious >that he may be violating commands you haven't yet issued. >Instill in him the feeling that rules are utterly irrational. >This will prepare him for living under democratic government. > >When your child has matured sufficiently to understand how the >judicial system works, set a bedtime for him and then send him >to bed an hour early. When he tearfully accuses you of breaking >the rules, explain that you made the rules and you can interpret them >in any way that seems appropriate to you, according to changing >conditions. This will prepare him for the Supreme Court's concept of >the U.S. Constitution as a "living document". > >Promise often to take him to the movies or the zoo, and then, >at the appointed hour, recline in an easy chair with a newspaper and >tell him you have changed your plans. When he screams, "But you >promised!", explain to him that it was a campaign promise. > >Every now and then, without warning, slap your child. Then >explain that this is defense. Tell him that you must be vigilant at >all times to stop any potential enemy before he gets big enough to >hurt you. This, too, your child will appreciate, not right at that >moment, maybe, but later in life. > >At times your child will naturally express discontent with >your methods. He may even give voice to a petulant wish that he >lived with another family. To forestall and minimize this >reaction, tell him how lucky he is to be with you the most >loving and indulgent parent in the world, and recount lurid >stories of the cruelties of other parents. This will make him >loyal to you and, later, receptive to schoolroom claims that >the America of the postmodern welfare state is still the best >and freest country on Earth. > >This brings me to the most important child-rearing technique >of all: lying. Lie to your child constantly. Teach him that >words mean nothing - or rather that the meanings of words are >continually "evolving", and may be tomorrow the opposite of >what they are today. > >Some readers may object that this is a poor way to raise a >child. A few may even call it child abuse. But that's the whole >point: Child abuse is the best preparation for adult life under >our form of GOVERNMENT. > > > > > > >---------------------------------------------------------------------- > *JUS DARE* > c/o Dave Delany's Freedom House > PO Box 212 Conklin NY 13748 > ======== > Sponsored by Mike Goldman and By.Net (http://Names.By.Net) > ======== > Perversion of the U.S. Supreme Court > *Jus Dare* means "to give or to make the law." > > To subscribe or unsubscribe to *Jus Dare*, send a message to > jus-dare-request@freedom.by.net > In the BODY, put the text "ADD" or "DELETE" respectively. > > ======================================================================== Paul Andrew, Mitchell, B.A., M.S. : Counselor at Law, federal witness email: [address in tool bar] : Eudora Pro 3.0.1 on Intel 586 CPU web site: http://www.supremelaw.com : library & law school registration ship to: c/o 2509 N. 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