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Date: Fri, 09 May 1997 08:13:28 -0700
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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: SLS: Come on! Smile!!!! (fwd)

Clinton, Bush, and Perot were out traveling
in their personal limousines one day, and
all three limousines entered the same intersection
going at high speed, whereupon they crashed, 
killing all drivers and all passengers.  When the three
distinguished candidates arrived at the Pearly Gates,
the Lord turned to Bush and said,

"And what is your name?"

Bush answered, "I'm George Bush, and I'm President
of the United States."

"Very well," said the Lord.  "Please take a seat
at My right hand."

"And what is your name?" the Lord said to Clinton.

Clinton answered, "I'm Bill Clinton, and I am GOING
to be the President of the United States."

"Very well," said the Lord.  "Please take a seat
at My left hand.

Then the Lord turned to Perot and asked him the 
same question:

"And what is YOUR name?"

Perot answered, "My name is Ross Perot,
and you're sitting in my seat.  Move over!"


/s/ Paul Mitchell
http://www.supremelaw.com




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>> 
>> Former Vice President Quayle, Speaker of the House Gingrich, and
>> President Clinton are traveling in a car together in Kansas.
>> A tornado comes along and whirls them up into the air and
>> tosses them thousands of yards away. They all fall into a daze.
>> 
>> When they come to and extract themselves from the vehicle,
>> they realize they're in the fabled Land of Oz.
>> 
>> They decide to go see the famous Wizard of Oz. The Wizard is known
>> for granting people their wishes.
>> 
>> Quayle says,       "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a brain."
>> 
>> Gingrich responds, "I'm going to ask the Wizard for a heart."
>> 
>> Clinton speaks up,  "Where's Dorothy?"
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