Time: Tue Nov 12 23:10:51 1996 To: Jan Farmer <jfarmer@startext.net> From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: Scientists Debate Asteroid Threat Cc: Bcc: >In fact, the risk of an actual collision with an asteroid is much lower >than the risk of a passenger jet crashing. > >Nonetheless, some scientists are very worried ... ... because their probability models are being unaccountably skewed (skewered?) by exogenous variables which were previously orthogonal to the multi-variate factors derived from controlling for undue submarine and airborne influences, assisted by self-propelled chemical detonators. Accordingly, official executives (executive officials?) at the National Fun and Science Bureaucracy, headquartered at the Nuclear Unregulated and Thermonuclear Experimentation Space and Time Laboratoire, concluded that anchovies and beer would make great holiday gift items for the latest machine cogs recently hired for prolonged exposure duty in this unique and exciting matrix management milieu. Bye!!
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