Time: Wed Nov 13 09:08:31 1996 To: liberty@hollyent.com From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: wooden stakes Cc: Bcc: Vern Holland <snip> >>This reminds me of an experience >>I had yesterday in a local restaurant. >>I had just spent the previous 3 hours >>briefing my colleague Rich on the >>problem with all federal courts. >>Then, I gravitated over to the question >>of the true identity of the "IRS". >>I got so animated, I told Rich that >>I was no longer looking for a silver >>bullet; I was actually sharpening a >>huge wooden stake now in my left hand, >>and a huge sledge hammer was in my >>right hand. I had to jump out of my >>seat to demonstrate the next part. >>I stood up and started swinging my >>right arm around in giant circles. >>After a few rounds of my right arm, >>which was gaining speed on each >>revolution, I screamed as I slammed >>that sledge hammer down onto the >>top of that wooden stake. I thought >>the restaurant was empty, but this >>couple in the far corner almost lost >>their dinners. This was only an act, >>you understand. Rich just loved it. >>Practice makes perfect, yes? :-) >> >>/s/ Paul Mitchell > >Paul, > >They probably thought that you were attempting to tenderize your >burger. :-) > >Bernie Bernie, Yes, we grind hamburger to order! /s/ Paul Mitchell
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