Time: Fri Nov 15 10:21:11 1996 To: From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: Top 10 reasons GWS does not exist (!!!) Cc: Bcc: liberty lists <snip> Yooooo, and heeeeeere we are with todaaaaaay's TOP TEN HIT PARADE. Spin that disk, Billy!!!! /s/ Paul Mitchell, DJ Wannabe P.S. Please excuse the re-post. This is still a RED ALERT item. 10-4 copy: CDK: Centers for Disease Kontrol-ink >"One of the major findings of the committee is that stress or the physiological >effects of stress is likely to be a major factor" > - Dr. John Baldeschwieler > Presidential Advisory Committee on Gulf War Veterans' Illnesses. > >"There is no excess of disease-related deaths among Persian Gulf veterans" > - Dr. Han K. Kang > Department of Veterans Affairs > >Here they are - the top ten reasons Gulf War Syndrome does not exist: > > 1) World overpopulation IS a serious global problem > > 2) The US government is unstable enough as it is > > 3) Study the early public response to AIDS and multiply that by about a million > > 4) Military enlistment would drop to the single digits > > 5) Might hamper funding for additional biological warfare research > > 6) We haven't finished studying how it spreads through our population > > 7) Might encourage Saddam Hussein > > 8) The pentagon only exists to protect the American people > > 9) Our government officials would have a hard time adjusting to prison life > > 10) It just FEELS so much better > >Please distribute freely (and with enthusiasm). > > Fight the power, > > Skip > > > > > >----------- >TO UNSUBSCRIBE FROM THE LIST, send a message to: majordomo@primenet.com >with the one line message of: unsubscribe art-bell-fans > > >-> Send "subscribe snetnews " to majordomo@world.std.com >-> Posted by: Sarah Schwartz <booobala@augur.com> > >
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