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Subject: SNET: Did you take the test?
From: akhu@juno.com (Marilyn Wright)
Date: Sat, 20 Sep 1997 20:36:33 EDT
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This came from another list. You can either laugh and enjoy it....or be
insulted. :))
Marilyn
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Subject: British Children's Answers to Religion Test
1. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.
2. Henry VIII thought so much of Wolsey that he made him a
cardigan.
3. The Fifth Commandment is Humor thy father and mother.
4. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, and a ball of
fire
at night.
5. When Mary heard she was to be the mother of Jesus, she
went
off and sang the Magna Carta.
6. Salome was a woman who danced naked in front of Harrods.
7. Holy acrimony is another name for marriage.
8. Christians can have only one wife. This is called
monotony.
9. The Pope lives in the Vacuum.
10. Paraffin is next in order after seraphim.
11. Today wild beasts are confined to the Theological
Gardens.
12. The patron saint of travelers is St. Francis of the
seasick.
13. Iran is the Bible of Moslems.
14. A republican is a sinner mentioned in the Bible.
15. The natives of Macedonia did not believe, so Paul got
stoned.
16. The First Commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the
apple.
17. It is sometimes difficult to hear what is said in
church because the agnostics are so terrible.
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