Time: Mon Sep 08 08:56:25 1997
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Date: Mon, 08 Sep 1997 06:55:41 -0700
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From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
Subject: Joke 09-08-97


>A morning joke.
>-- 
>Doug
>
>There are three engineers in a car - an electrical engineer, a 
>chemical engineer and a Microsoft engineer.  Suddenly the car stops 
>dead in the middle of the road and the three engineers look at each 
>other wondering what could be wrong.  The electrical engineer 
>suggests stripping down all the electronics of the car and trying to 
>trace where the fault might have occurred.  The chemical engineer, 
>not knowing much about cars, suggests that maybe the fuel is becoming 
>emulsified and getting blocked somewhere.

>
>Then, the Microsoft engineer, not knowing much about anything, comes 
>up with a suggestion.  "Why don't we close all the windows, get out, 
>get back in, open the windows again, and maybe it'll work?"
>
>[further anonymous enhancements follow:]
>
>"But," said the electrical engineer, "there are 95 windows
> in this one car.  We'll never have time to reach the wiring!"
>
>"The wiring is imbedded in the windows," said the chemical engineer.
>
>"Aha," exclaimed the Microsoft engineer. "We won't have to do any
> wiring at all then, yes?  We're all in the same boat anyway,
> aren't we?  I'll take the helm for a while, while you guys 
> trade places opening and closing the windows."
>
>"Boats ahoy!"
>
>But, the other two engineers passed out laughing.



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