Time: Wed Feb 05 12:55:07 1997 by primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id HAA00679 for [address in tool bar]; Wed, 5 Feb 1997 07:59:39 -0700 (MST) by usr06.primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id HAA07284; Wed, 5 Feb 1997 07:49:24 -0700 (MST) by primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with SMTP id HAA11810; Wed, 5 Feb 1997 07:49:02 -0700 (MST) Date: Wed, 05 Feb 1997 08:26:59 -0800 To: (Recipient list suppressed) From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: Militia Satire by Nick -- age 12 This is hilarious -- out of the mouths of babes .... Enjoy! (That's an ORDER.) /s/ Paul Mitchell >Date: Tue, 21 Jan 1997 19:08:39 -0500 >To: hwysong@mindspring.com >From: Harvey Wysong <hwysong@mindspring.com> >Subject: Militia Satire by Nick -- age 12 > >MULTIPLE RECIPIENTS > >Dear M R, > In a recent edition of Reader's Digest, there appeared a satire on >the militias. As you might imagine, the militias were held up to ridicule. >My friend Nick, age 12, thought they had missed some wonderful >opportunities for humor. Here are some of his rejoinders -- uncut, unedited. > I hope you enjoy them as much as I did. > >-- Harvey > >P.s., He's homeschooled. Always has been. > ========================================== > >HOW TO TELL IF YOUR NEIGHBORS ARE MILITIA MEMBERS > >There's a delivery truck across the street that hasn't moved in 3 days, >and it has strange looking antennas sticking out of the top. > >There hasn't been a burglary or mugging in your neighborhood in the past >year. > >You are occasionally awakened by nice people in black ski masks doing a >"dynamic entry" on the house next door. > >The church parking lot is always full on Sundays. > >One of your next door neighbors is always following the other one around >at a short distance. > >A kid picked randomnly out of a crowd on Saturday can recite Shakespeare >or the Bible. > >You keep seeing that same white car driving past your house about >every 30 minutes. > >In the (small) public school maintained in your neighborhood, the kids >raise their hand to correct the teacher more than 5 times a day. > >Your kid's treehouse has a bookshelf in it. > > **************************************************** > TRIAL BY JURY PROTECTS ALL FREEDOMS > **************************************************** > "A great flame follows a little spark." > -- Dante Alighieri, The Divine Comedy, Paradiso, Canto I, line 34 > **************************************************** > Harvey Wysong > National Spokesman, Fully Informed Jury Association > 701 Longleaf Drive, Atlanta, Georgia 30342, U.S.A. > hwysong@mindspring.com (404) 266-0930 > **************************************************** > > > ==================================================================== [Text is usually formatted in Courier 11 non-proportional spacing @] [65-characters per line; .DOCs by MS-WORD for MS-DOS, Version 5.0B.] Paul Andrew Mitchell, B.A., M.S., email address: pmitch@primenet.com Web site for the Supreme Law Firm is URL: http://www.supremelaw.com Ship to: c/o 2509 N. Campbell, #1776, Tucson, Arizona state [We win] We can decode all your byte streams, spaghetti code notwithstanding. Coming soon: "Manifesto for a Republic" by John E. Trumane ie JetMan ====================================================================
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