Time: Fri Feb 28 09:42:53 1997 by primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id IAA28477 for [address in tool bar]; Fri, 28 Feb 1997 08:56:42 -0700 (MST) by usr11.primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id IAA17199 for <roc@xmission.com>; Fri, 28 Feb 1997 08:52:59 -0700 (MST) by primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with SMTP id IAA06635 for <roc@xmission.com>; Fri, 28 Feb 1997 08:52:51 -0700 (MST) Date: Fri, 28 Feb 1997 09:15:15 -0800 To: roc@xmission.com From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: "Northern Wealth Outlaw Wing" Formed To Combat Anti-Freedom Hate Groups Nationwide t> We are treading perilously close to a blatant copyright violation here. "NWOW" has already been claimed as the New Word Of the Week Winner (or is that NWOWW?). Oh, never mind! :) /s/ Paul Mitchell /s/ N-HOW anybody? At 09:54 AM 2/28/97 -0500, you wrote: >THIS IS A SATIRE THIS IS A SATIRE THIS IS A SATIRE THIS IS A SATIRE > >Prominent pro-freedom attorney Les Reeses-Pieces, a distant cuzzin of rabid >freedom-hater More Deeses-Pieces, has recently founded the "Northern Wealth >Outlaw Wing" (N-WOW) to complement the efforts of Deeses-Pieces' Southern >Poverty Law Center (SPLC), a well known left wing hate-but-no-think-tank. > >Commented N-WOW founder Les Reeses-Pieces, "I know that the `N-WOW' name is >totally absurd, but it makes about as much sense as the name of cuzzin More >Deeses-Pieces' `Southern Poverty Law Center.' The SPLC is not exactly a >poverty-stricken group. It is rolling in dinero pumped in by fat cat >Clintonistas who pretend to be interested in fighting `hate groups' but >who seem, just the same, to spend an awful lot of time and money hating >freedom-loving Americans, and not just condemning racists, neo-nazis and >skin-heads, fools who surely deserve to be condemned for their bigotry and >intolerance." > >Les Reeses-Pieces outlined some of N-WOW's new, exciting initiatives, as >follows: > >To complement the SPLC's KLAN-WATCH program, N-WOW has developed the >following programs: > >MAN-WATCH: to track pro-government white (house) supremacists, some of whom >are alleged to be "pin heads" who sport dark black attire, and many of whom >allegedly work out of a well known White (Supremacist) House located in >downtown Washington, D.C. > >BAN-WATCH: to track federal government efforts to ban anything related to >freedom or, for that matter, anything you like. > >TAN-WATCH: to track the tan lines of young twenty-something female >visitors to Camp David whenever Hillary is on the West Coast promoting her >book, "It Takes A Village (To Keep Bill Satisified.)" > >SCAM-WATCH: to track White House and DNC fund-raising scams. (This group >has been working overtime lately.) > >CAN-WATCH: to monitor federal prison entrances to determine the frequency >of entries made by shackled and cuffed Clintonista felons. > >To complement the SPLC's MILITIA TASK FORCE, N-WOW has also developed the >following program: > >MELISSA TASK FORCE: to monitor the safety of all pretty young women named >Melissa, aged fifteen-thirty, who should happen to come within one >mile of Wee Willie Clinton at any time. MTF members who are husbands, dads, >boy friends, moms and grandmothers, will be watching all Melissas with care >to insure that no innocent Melissas are subjected to the roving eyes and >roaming hands of WJC. MTF members have been specially trained by Paula >Jones to identify Presidential camouflage and his assault weapon of choice. > >Les Reeses-Pieces invites persons interested in contributing to N-WOW's >success to funnel monetary contributions to any and all organizations >devoted to protecting freedom against the recurring assaults of >Clintonista regulators. >___________________________________________________________________________ ___ > >THIS IS A SATIRE THIS IS A SATIRE THIS IS A SATIRE THIS IS A SATIRE > >Christopher C. Ferris >Litchfield NH >ferriscc@mainstream.net > > > > > ======================================================================== Paul Andrew, Mitchell, B.A., M.S. : Counselor at Law, federal witness email: [address in tool bar] : Eudora Pro 3.0.1 on Intel 586 CPU web site: http://www.supremelaw.com : library & law school registration ship to: c/o 2509 N. Campbell, #1776 : this is free speech, at its best Tucson, Arizona state : state zone, not the federal zone Postal Zone 85719/tdc : USPS delays first class w/o this ========================================================================
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