Time: Tue Mar 18 19:45:01 1997 by primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id TAA13918; Tue, 18 Mar 1997 19:26:42 -0700 (MST) id VAA02386; Tue, 18 Mar 1997 21:21:19 -0500 (EST) id VAA02380; Tue, 18 Mar 1997 21:21:18 -0500 (EST) id AA05938; Tue, 18 Mar 1997 21:21:13 -0500 by usr10.primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with SMTP id TAA19992 for <snetnews@world.std.com>; Tue, 18 Mar 1997 19:21:10 -0700 (MST) Date: Tue, 18 Mar 1997 19:22:22 -0800 To: snetnews@world.std.com From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: SNET: A Modest Proposal: Second Edition References: <3.0.1.16.19970318142830.3317722a@pop.primenet.com> -> SearchNet's SNETNEWS Mailing List NOW we are getting somewhere. Even the menus can be arranged on a sliding scale, with the guilded versions calling for a larger "gratuity." HOW very gracious indeed (and in thought). Yes, "gracious" is the word. /s/ Paul Mitchell At 03:14 PM 3/18/97 -0600, you wrote: > >-> SearchNet's SNETNEWS Mailing List > >Paul Andrew Mitchell wrote: >> >> -> SearchNet's SNETNEWS Mailing List >> >> A Modest Proposal: Second Edition >> >> by Paul Andrew Mitchell >> All Rights Reserved >> (1997) >> >> It occurs to me that the Red Chinese may be doing >> a whopping new business in restaurant delicacies. >> Indeed, the business is so brisk, the City of >> Long Beach should consider bending its public >> health and safety codes to encourage a chain of >> these restaurants, scattered evenly throughout the >> newly converted Long Beach Naval Shipyard. Goodness >> knows, they are soon to have a multitude of hungry >> mouths to feed. >> >> As it turns out, the newly enacted international >> treaties encouraging a unified planetary economy >> have made it all that more easy for these same Chinese >> to set up the latest in high-tech containerized >> shipping, in one of the finest all-weather ports in >> the world -- the Port of Long Beach. You know what >> they always say about hard-working sailors -- they >> never have enough calories to burn. >> >> So, here is the Modest Proposal -- Second Edition. >> The august Council of the City of Long Beach should >> be duly petitioned for appropriate extensions to >> its municipal restaurant codes, thereby permitting >> fetus components to begin appearing on all menus of >> restaurants designated for delicacy products and >> services. Said menus will also indicate, in writing, >> how said components have been prepared -- fried, >> baked, grilled, or energized by microwave induction. >> >> The Clerk of the August Council of the City of >> Long Beach will issue the appropriate authorization(s) >> forthwith. >> >> /s/ Paul Mitchell >> http://www.supremelaw.com >> >> ======================================================================== >> Paul Andrew, Mitchell, B.A., M.S. : Counselor at Law, federal witness >> email: [address in tool bar] : Eudora Pro 3.0.1 on Intel 586 CPU >> web site: http://www.supremelaw.com : library & law school registration >> ship to: c/o 2509 N. Campbell, #1776 : this is free speech, at its best >> Tucson, Arizona state : state zone, not the federal zone >> Postal Zone 85719/tdc : USPS delays first class w/o this >> ======================================================================== >> >> -> Send "subscribe snetnews " to majordomo@world.std.com >> -> Posted by: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] >************* >Very good, Paul, > >And while you're at it, why suggest that the prices be set according >to the age of the fetus. The younger, the more expensive the entre. >Dining groups, according the their clout, rates would of course be in >order. E. G., Groups of 15 or more for say, NOW or WOC would receive >a special rate. You get the general idea. > >Benjy Ashley >Houston > >-> Send "subscribe snetnews " to majordomo@world.std.com >-> Posted by: Benjy Ashley <benjy@phoenix.net> > > ======================================================================== Paul Andrew, Mitchell, B.A., M.S. : Counselor at Law, federal witness email: [address in tool bar] : Eudora Pro 3.0.1 on Intel 586 CPU web site: http://www.supremelaw.com : library & law school registration ship to: c/o 2509 N. Campbell, #1776 : this is free speech, at its best Tucson, Arizona state : state zone, not the federal zone Postal Zone 85719/tdc : USPS delays first class w/o this ======================================================================== -> Send "subscribe snetnews " to majordomo@world.std.com -> Posted by: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar]
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