Time: Tue Apr 15 09:18:37 1997 by primenet.com (8.8.5/8.8.5) with ESMTP id JAA29140 for [address in tool bar]; Tue, 15 Apr 1997 09:04:05 -0700 (MST) Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 09:03:15 -0700 To: (Recipient list suppressed) From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] Subject: [LEADERS] SLS: Utter Disaster (was "Cowa Banga!!" (was "Wow - a Cow!")) Humor break. Yea!! >Date: Tue, 15 Apr 1997 09:01:40 -0700 >From: Paul Andrew Mitchell [address in tool bar] >Subject: SLS: Cowa Banga!! (was "Wow - a Cow!") >Bcc: Supreme Law School, friends > ><snip> >> >>I think this belongs in the "Now I've heard it all" category.... >> >>>>According to Reuters, the dazed crew of a Japanese trawler was plucked >>>>out of the Sea of Japan earlier this year clinging to the wreckage of >>>>their sunken ship. Their rescue was followed by immediate imprisonment >>>>once authorities questioned the sailors on their ship's loss. To a man >>>>they claimed that a cow, falling out of a clear blue sky, had struck the >>>>trawler amidships, shattering its hull and sinking the vessel within >>>>minutes. They remained in prison for several weeks, until the Russian >>>>Air Force reluctantly informed Japanese authorities that the crew of one >>>>of its cargo planes had apparently stolen a cow wandering at the edge of >>>>a Siberian airfield, forced the cow into the plane's hold and hastily >>>>taken off for home. Unprepared for live cargo, the Russian crew was >>>>ill-equipped to manage a frightened cow rampaging within the hold. To >>>>save the aircraft and themselves, they shoved the animal out of the >>>>cargo hold as they crossed the Sea of Japan at an altitude of 30,000 >>>>feet. >>> >>> >>> >>>- Monte >>> >>> ----------------------------------------------------------------- >>> Oh Lord, let the fire of your Holy Spirit sweep across this land, >>> for fallen, fallen is America! Come, Lord, reveal Yourself in >>> power and holiness to a Church that has forgotten Who You are, >>> and to a People who have chosen to live in great darkness. >>> Empower your children to walk in these last days in the fulness >>> of the knowledge of Your Glory. Amen. >>> ----------------------------------------------------------------- >>> >> >>------------------------------------------------------ >>You can unsubscribe from this conference at any time. >>Just send the command: unsubscribe conchr-l to <HUB@XC.ORG> > ======================================================================== Paul Andrew, Mitchell, B.A., M.S. : Counselor at Law, federal witness email: [address in tool bar] : Eudora Pro 3.0.1 on Intel 586 CPU web site: http://www.supremelaw.com : library & law school registration ship to: c/o 2509 N. Campbell, #1776 : this is free speech, at its best Tucson, Arizona state : state zone, not the federal zone Postal Zone 85719/tdc : USPS delays first class w/o this ======================================================================== =========================================================== L.E.A.D.E.R.S. email list: your one-stop legislative action list. To subscribe, send an email to: leaders-l-info@logoplex.com leave the subject blank, and the body of the message as: subscribe leaders-l Be sure to visit our website at: http://www.logoplex.com/resources/leaders/ ===========================================================
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